Welcome to My website!


Oh hello I didn't see ya there. Come on in. It's a cold one out there. Can I get you something to drink maybe some hot coco with little marshmallows? Great, coming right up. You know I wasn't expecting any visitors, but I'm happy you could swing by and check out the ol' website. To tell you the truth some people often get lost or bored and somehow turn up here on their way to facebook or youjizz, but you're welcome to hang out here as long as you like. Good to meet you. I'm Jon. I'm an actor/comedian and this is my website. I have stand up videos, original sketches, blog stuff, upcoming show info, and plenty of hot coco so feel free to get cozy and make yourself right at home!

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Awesome quotes about jon

"He talks about his penis too much. But he's a good boy."
- His Grandmother

"He's in your face!"
-Childhood babysitter

"He's a little too in your face!"
-Current babysitter

"He's funny but..."
-Some Dude

"Well I talked to him...then I called the cops... I said no more avocados sir....horseback riding is dangerous for only those reasons...and that's why I don't trust the Armenians."
-A Rambling Homeless Man

"He sucked my dick for blow then gave the coke back to me and said he wasn't into drugs."
-Random Drug Dealer

"He sucked my dick for blow then gave the coke back to me and said he wasn't into drugs."
-His Rabbi

Winner of The Laugh Bowl Competition at The Laugh Factory